Please seek out a medical professional if you experience any unusual symptoms upon tasting our coffee. Side effects include extreme euphoria, mania, vocal outbursts, involuntary fist pumps, skin tingles and mouth orgasms.
You may start rolling on the floor uncontrollably upon tasting our roasted coffee beans in any one of our ideal brew methodologies.
Customers have also been observed to become addicted to the #RBRLOVIN. Usage of other coffee bean products will then induce anger, depression, and generally uncontrollable rage.
Please double or triple dose RBR coffee to compensate to suppress negative experiences.